alwaysimpaled | [IC Inbox]

Mr Sparda, my name is Cassian Andor, I'm one of the candidates for Attleton Guardian. I was informed of Guardian Blaze being gone, and that it leaves me as sole candidate. I understand it's not the best start, but I hope that we are going to have a good working relationship anyway.

[ For all the message is short, and curt, you'd be surprised how often Cassian has rewritten it. Being assigned to strangers is nothing new, neither is being put in command of them, but having to work with the same people for six months? That's daunting. ]

[The reply comes about ten minutes later, and not the most dignified of responses either.]

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sorry bout that other text. kinda hungover and was sleeping it off

[Great start to the working relationship with your boss, Dante.]

id heard blaze was awol. didnt know if youd be interested in keeping me on or not. good to see im not out of a job yet

It's fine, just made me wonder for a moment if the autotranslate is malfunctioning.

[ It's okay. Nobody's been shot yet. That's always a plus. ]

You're not. I need people experienced with the job, and familiar with Attleton. You were good enough for Blaze. That's all I need to know. Not saying that I wouldn't want to know more. You don't have to choose now.

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Hullo? Hullo! Do you read me? Dante? Be careful! You never know what's under the shady! That's all! Okay!

[There's a long pause as Dante tries to decide if Sora's just playing around or serious. In the end, he'll settle for a tired sounding...]

...what?

Hello! Dante!

Be careful! Taking bribes is a risk!

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Dear Guardian-Elect,

My Name is Colin Enno Diederich III, and I have read about several candidates expressing interest for more Deputies. To save the time of an extended back-and-forth on the matter I am submitting a small application of sorts and preemptively agree to any tests required on my part. As for what I have done to ready myself for the endeavor of being Deputy; I have read extensively on the laws of all fives cities and will be send this application to all five Guardian-Elect as law is something worth pursuing no matter the location, and I personally agree with statements and platforms issued thus far by each Guardian-Elect.

For practical skills; in my home I am a Knight-Errant and have served in my Country's military. For slightly more fantastical feats that I wish to keep secret between myself and you five; I am in the midst of saving my solar system from a calamity, if you wish for more details to that matter I request an in-person meeting as I do not want my words recorded so no one from my home is filled with apprehension nor worry. I do not claim to be a hero of any means and I will offer a guarantee that as a Knight-Errant that ego will not be an issue.

Also let me say that as these portable devices are interesting at best; I do not require a text response and my inbox is always open. In the event you have individuals you were specifically hoping to recruit; a response of declination is not necessary on your part.

Sincerely,
Colin Enno Diederich III

I'll have to wait until I'm formally sworn in or whatever goes into that and have a chance to look over the budget, but you've got an impressive resume to say the least.

Give me a few days to get settled in and I'll probably call you for a drink or two. That's how I'm going to be conducting my interviews. What better way to get to know someone like that than to shoot the shit with 'em for a bit?