[IC Inbox]

[alwaysimpaled]

Connection established with [Dante] ►

TRANSMISSION ▼ TEXT ▼ AUDIO ▼ VIDEO ■ PRIVATE

SYSTEMWIDE INBOX

Hey, this is Dante. Can't answer the phone right now. If this is about Deputy Guardian stuff, try the office line, they can get a hold of me. Otherwise, leave a message at the tone.

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[keymemory]

Hello! Dante!



Be careful! Taking bribes is a risk!

[alwaysimpaled]

[Dante just facepalms. Stupid rumors...]

I'm not taking bribes. I'm the only one at the Guardian's office that has any kind of connections to the mafia, but I don't take bribes. They wouldn't give them to me anyway.

[keymemory]

Oh! Okay, good! Shady business! Although, I have to say... it might be hard to pass up some pie, or pizza, or pudding.. [ What's with the p-foods? ] Pizza-pie!

Guess I'm pretty cheap! [ He laughs. ] I'm kidding! I'm kidding!

[alwaysimpaled]

I mean, pizza and strawberry sundaes are the fastest way to get on my good side.

[He doesn't know anything about you yet Sora, but you're a good kid.]

[keymemory]

Oh--

I haven't had ice cream in forever ... like.. um, at least a month? A week? [ He can't even be sure. ] WAIT! What if I was like .. five months of traveling here and just didn't know it. Well, that would mean.. it could even be longer than I thought! I better get some ice cream.

I got to look out for myself you know!

[alwaysimpaled]

There's a diner in Attleton that makes some damn good Strawberry Sundaes. I'll send you the directions.

[And after a few moments, the directions will show up on Sora's device.]

[keymemory]

Oh! Right! Great! Thanks for the tip!