Hey, this is Dante. Can't answer the phone right now. If this is about Deputy Guardian stuff, try the office line, they can get a hold of me. Otherwise, leave a message at the tone.
Mr Sparda, my name is Cassian Andor, I'm one of the candidates for Attleton Guardian. I was informed of Guardian Blaze being gone, and that it leaves me as sole candidate. I understand it's not the best start, but I hope that we are going to have a good working relationship anyway.
[ For all the message is short, and curt, you'd be surprised how often Cassian has rewritten it. Being assigned to strangers is nothing new, neither is being put in command of them, but having to work with the same people for six months? That's daunting. ]
It's fine, just made me wonder for a moment if the autotranslate is malfunctioning.
[ It's okay. Nobody's been shot yet. That's always a plus. ]
You're not. I need people experienced with the job, and familiar with Attleton. You were good enough for Blaze. That's all I need to know. Not saying that I wouldn't want to know more. You don't have to choose now.
[ Okay maybe he shouldn't try to be funny. He actually needs the guy to like him enough to stay, after all. Even if... ]
Should I be worried? [ That Sounds Concerning! ] I prefer men of action, but I also appreciate information. A lot of action can be avoided if Intelligence does their job right.
I'm not taking bribes. I'm the only one at the Guardian's office that has any kind of connections to the mafia, but I don't take bribes. They wouldn't give them to me anyway.
Oh! Okay, good! Shady business! Although, I have to say... it might be hard to pass up some pie, or pizza, or pudding.. [ What's with the p-foods? ] Pizza-pie!
My Name is Colin Enno Diederich III, and I have read about several candidates expressing interest for more Deputies. To save the time of an extended back-and-forth on the matter I am submitting a small application of sorts and preemptively agree to any tests required on my part. As for what I have done to ready myself for the endeavor of being Deputy; I have read extensively on the laws of all fives cities and will be send this application to all five Guardian-Elect as law is something worth pursuing no matter the location, and I personally agree with statements and platforms issued thus far by each Guardian-Elect.
For practical skills; in my home I am a Knight-Errant and have served in my Country's military. For slightly more fantastical feats that I wish to keep secret between myself and you five; I am in the midst of saving my solar system from a calamity, if you wish for more details to that matter I request an in-person meeting as I do not want my words recorded so no one from my home is filled with apprehension nor worry. I do not claim to be a hero of any means and I will offer a guarantee that as a Knight-Errant that ego will not be an issue.
Also let me say that as these portable devices are interesting at best; I do not require a text response and my inbox is always open. In the event you have individuals you were specifically hoping to recruit; a response of declination is not necessary on your part.
I'll have to wait until I'm formally sworn in or whatever goes into that and have a chance to look over the budget, but you've got an impressive resume to say the least.
Give me a few days to get settled in and I'll probably call you for a drink or two. That's how I'm going to be conducting my interviews. What better way to get to know someone like that than to shoot the shit with 'em for a bit?
I haven't had ice cream in forever ... like.. um, at least a month? A week? [ He can't even be sure. ] WAIT! What if I was like .. five months of traveling here and just didn't know it. Well, that would mean.. it could even be longer than I thought! I better get some ice cream.
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Date: 2017-07-02 10:41 pm (UTC)[ For all the message is short, and curt, you'd be surprised how often Cassian has rewritten it. Being assigned to strangers is nothing new, neither is being put in command of them, but having to work with the same people for six months? That's daunting. ]
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Date: 2017-07-02 10:50 pm (UTC)yhuujhygbfmyu6n
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Date: 2017-07-02 10:51 pm (UTC)[Great start to the working relationship with your boss, Dante.]
id heard blaze was awol. didnt know if youd be interested in keeping me on or not. good to see im not out of a job yet
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Date: 2017-07-02 11:04 pm (UTC)[ It's okay. Nobody's been shot yet. That's always a plus. ]
You're not. I need people experienced with the job, and familiar with Attleton. You were good enough for Blaze. That's all I need to know. Not saying that I wouldn't want to know more. You don't have to choose now.
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Date: 2017-07-02 11:08 pm (UTC)[Give it time. Dante has a talent for that.]
im more of an actions kind of guy anyway but rest assured youll probably know more than you want to know about me soon enough
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Date: 2017-07-02 11:16 pm (UTC)[ Okay maybe he shouldn't try to be funny. He actually needs the guy to like him enough to stay, after all. Even if... ]
Should I be worried? [ That Sounds Concerning! ] I prefer men of action, but I also appreciate information. A lot of action can be avoided if Intelligence does their job right.
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Date: 2017-07-03 12:07 am (UTC)[Dante is amused now. Putting the new guy through his paces is gonna be fun. Something he will always regret not doing with Blaze.]
trust me what i bring to the table cant be summed up by mere words. seeing is believing and all that. see ya monday boss
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Date: 2017-07-03 04:16 pm (UTC)Thank you for the warning?
[ Most unhelpful warning ever that is. ]
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Date: 2018-06-26 05:01 pm (UTC)audio
Date: 2018-06-26 05:20 pm (UTC)...what?
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Date: 2018-06-26 05:53 pm (UTC)Be careful! Taking bribes is a risk!
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Date: 2018-06-26 06:21 pm (UTC)I'm not taking bribes. I'm the only one at the Guardian's office that has any kind of connections to the mafia, but I don't take bribes. They wouldn't give them to me anyway.
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Date: 2018-06-26 09:47 pm (UTC)Guess I'm pretty cheap! [ He laughs. ] I'm kidding! I'm kidding!
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Date: 2018-06-29 11:26 pm (UTC)[He doesn't know anything about you yet Sora, but you're a good kid.]
[email]
Date: 2018-07-01 06:53 pm (UTC)My Name is Colin Enno Diederich III, and I have read about several candidates expressing interest for more Deputies. To save the time of an extended back-and-forth on the matter I am submitting a small application of sorts and preemptively agree to any tests required on my part. As for what I have done to ready myself for the endeavor of being Deputy; I have read extensively on the laws of all fives cities and will be send this application to all five Guardian-Elect as law is something worth pursuing no matter the location, and I personally agree with statements and platforms issued thus far by each Guardian-Elect.
For practical skills; in my home I am a Knight-Errant and have served in my Country's military. For slightly more fantastical feats that I wish to keep secret between myself and you five; I am in the midst of saving my solar system from a calamity, if you wish for more details to that matter I request an in-person meeting as I do not want my words recorded so no one from my home is filled with apprehension nor worry. I do not claim to be a hero of any means and I will offer a guarantee that as a Knight-Errant that ego will not be an issue.
Also let me say that as these portable devices are interesting at best; I do not require a text response and my inbox is always open. In the event you have individuals you were specifically hoping to recruit; a response of declination is not necessary on your part.
Sincerely,
Colin Enno Diederich III
Re: [email]
Date: 2018-07-01 09:34 pm (UTC)Give me a few days to get settled in and I'll probably call you for a drink or two. That's how I'm going to be conducting my interviews. What better way to get to know someone like that than to shoot the shit with 'em for a bit?
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Date: 2018-07-02 10:43 am (UTC)I haven't had ice cream in forever ... like.. um, at least a month? A week? [ He can't even be sure. ] WAIT! What if I was like .. five months of traveling here and just didn't know it. Well, that would mean.. it could even be longer than I thought! I better get some ice cream.
I got to look out for myself you know!
[email]
Date: 2018-07-02 03:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-07-02 04:48 pm (UTC)[And after a few moments, the directions will show up on Sora's device.]
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Date: 2018-07-03 10:57 am (UTC)text; backdated like woooaaah
Date: 2018-08-06 01:21 am (UTC)Send help.
@ the Gen. hospital and they don't serve beer and I could use some.
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Date: 2018-08-06 05:59 pm (UTC)text
Date: 2018-08-06 06:11 pm (UTC)[Action]
Date: 2018-08-06 06:27 pm (UTC)So... how'd you wind up in here?
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Date: 2018-08-06 06:34 pm (UTC)You didn't see the network? I was a mess coming back from the Dream Docks.